F-ck, F-ck, F-ck, F-ck ! ! ! ! ! !

All day looking at Mk2's, spent half a tank of fuel and 1xHPI check and all I've got to show for it is a headache.
Ho-hum.
What I need is a DeLorean, floor it to 88mph, go back to 1991, steal a 16v from a veedub showroom, rip out the flux capacitor from the DeLorean, ram it into the GTI (prob need a plutonium-to-12V connector from Halfords), then warp back to 2007. Job done. Back in time for tea and medals.

PS... i can't find a sticky about flux capacitors??