Help someone has hijacked my thread

The original point of this thread was I bought an 8V GTI and wanted to upgrade it a bit.
I dont care if it cant outrace a 16V or a VR6 over a standing quarter.
I know I didnt buy a ferrari and I also know I didnt buy a Corsa with plans to put a lovely body kit on it.
What I do know if that my brothers ZXR 750 would leave us all in its dust.
My point was I wanted some advice, friendly preferably.

I bought a GTI cos I wanted a nice car which can shift if it needs to and you can hear anyone in the passenger seat speak when your on the motorway, rather than having to shout to one another cos its so noisy like the previous car I had.
I also bought because I think Golf GTI's look smart