ROFL sellers you monkey
Right the ignition barrel you will need to push it right into the barrel and then wiggle it around till something happens, then see if it keeps happening (i.e. will only fire when its one certain place)
Fuel pump take the spark plugs out,dry them completely and then put them back in, turn the engine over and then switch it all off and remove the plugs again, they should be stinking of fuel and wet aswell.
Could also be a iffy ignition coil. I might have one if it is.