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[Jackie Treehorn]

Just stumbled across this thread - hilarious! 

As for the GTI being a slowcoach - well, whoever wrote that needs to actually drive one for more than an hour - I did 18K miles in mine and slowcoach it isn't.  A lot of drivel being spouted on here  and I believe by someone who constantly slags off his R, which is more than a little confusing given the wankfest on this thread.  Maybe it's his age 

Most bizarre/hilarious part was giving it a new name randomly and calling the R300
Most confusing reply to me was "kindly provide instructions on how you did your rear door plates to light up? Much wiring etc?"
I have a 3 door and just don't get it, is it a clique thing?

Even more confusing was when I thought you were a woman! Now I know you are a man and have a car with difficult rear access something it seems you don't suffer with. 

Bless.

So just to clarify your now want to change the subject further...to me taking it up the arse?!?  Because I have a 3 door? Or because like many others my username has nothing to do with my actual name?  Or some other strange reason you have in your head at the time? 

Sometimes you really just need to step away from the keyboard..

[matchboy]

Just stumbled across this thread - hilarious! 

As for the GTI being a slowcoach - well, whoever wrote that needs to actually drive one for more than an hour - I did 18K miles in mine and slowcoach it isn't.  A lot of drivel being spouted on here  and I believe by someone who constantly slags off his R, which is more than a little confusing given the wankfest on this thread.  Maybe it's his age 

Most bizarre/hilarious part was giving it a new name randomly and calling the R300
Most confusing reply to me was "kindly provide instructions on how you did your rear door plates to light up? Much wiring etc?"
I have a 3 door and just don't get it, is it a clique thing?

Even more confusing was when I thought you were a woman! Now I know you are a man and have a car with difficult rear access something it seems you don't suffer with. 

Bless.

So just to clarify your now want to change the subject further...to me taking it up the arse?!?  Because I have a 3 door? Or because like many others my username has nothing to do with my actual name?  Or some other strange reason you have in your head at the time? 

Sometimes you really just need to step away from the keyboard..

I'm afraid you'll find he's been trolling for years.  He is a very argumentative old man, who is entitled to his opinion - but I'm afraid he's totally outdated in today's society.  You'll find he has several 'senior moments' as half his posts contradict what he's said an hour before that.  I find the best way is to ignore 95% of what he says, otherwise you'll just get wound up 

On a seperate note, my username is quite relevant as I look like a match - or at least that's how I got the nickname! 

[am1w]

Just stumbled across this thread - hilarious! 

As for the GTI being a slowcoach - well, whoever wrote that needs to actually drive one for more than an hour - I did 18K miles in mine and slowcoach it isn't.  A lot of drivel being spouted on here  and I believe by someone who constantly slags off his R, which is more than a little confusing given the wankfest on this thread.  Maybe it's his age 

Most bizarre/hilarious part was giving it a new name randomly and calling the R300
Most confusing reply to me was "kindly provide instructions on how you did your rear door plates to light up? Much wiring etc?"
I have a 3 door and just don't get it, is it a clique thing?

Even more confusing was when I thought you were a woman! Now I know you are a man and have a car with difficult rear access something it seems you don't suffer with. 

Bless.

So just to clarify your now want to change the subject further...to me taking it up the arse?!?  Because I have a 3 door? Or because like many others my username has nothing to do with my actual name?  Or some other strange reason you have in your head at the time? 

Sometimes you really just need to step away from the keyboard..

I'm afraid you'll find he's been trolling for years.  He is a very argumentative old man, who is entitled to his opinion - but I'm afraid he's totally outdated in today's society.  You'll find he has several 'senior moments' as half his posts contradict what he's said an hour before that.  I find the best way is to ignore 95% of what he says, otherwise you'll just get wound up 

On a seperate note, my username is quite relevant as I look like a match - or at least that's how I got the nickname! 

Love both of you. 

[jv]

Which outdated argumentative old man once said:

I have no issues with the manual shift and as long as I have functioning limbs I will always buy a manual.

[matchboy]

Which outdated argumentative old man once said:

I have no issues with the manual shift and as long as I have functioning limbs I will always buy a manual.

 

[monkeyhanger]

I think he's shifted his opinion. 

[Booth11]

I think he's shifted his opinion. 

Or shed his limbs!

[am1w]

On a seperate note, my username is quite relevant as I look like a match - or at least that's how I got the nickname! 

How very unusual to look like that.

So there is a good possibility you could self-ignite like a Swan Vestas Match.