i break golfs for a living and i've chopped a fair few up with the stihl saw and none have looked that much of a mess!! if he came in the yard i suppose i'd give him 30 quid, it'd be worth that just to let you guys loose on it. still, each to his own, the world would be a boring place if we were all the same..etc,etc. still a tasteless pile of crap tho and the creator of this masterpiece of motoring art deserves to be publically humiliated.