Is your missus blind? 
Possibly, thinks the MK1 is ugly!

It's that bad the neighbours are selling up already 

That's for my house!
Are those wheelbarrow handles below the rear bumper?
I wish as our wheelbarrow has a puncture, fook trying to lift this thing though.
Just worked out it did 21mpg on the run back.

Mrs drove the Mazda back which did 55!