Christmas illness time!

[Luke1981]

Spent the last two weeks shaking off a nasty strain of the man aids flu and I'm just about feeling back to normal. Woke up this morning to the sound of Mrs ljl1981 throwing her ring up! Norovirus time I reckon 

[tweed]

I always tend to up my cardio in the gym, eat lots of veg and take vitamins this time of year to stop the man flu aids 

I'm good so far and my work mate is moaning about his guts today. Hopefully ill dodge it.

[Len]

So how is the missus's ring now?

[Khare]

I've been alright all year so far, no major bugs or viruses. Touch wood I'll be alright for 12 more days 

[Luke1981]

So how is the missus's ring now?

Sore, especially since its progressed from vomiting to the rusty squirts!

[Len]

So how is the missus's ring now?

Sore, especially since its progressed from vomiting to the rusty squirts!

 

Sorry I know its not funny really!

 

[Kerrse]

I try stay drunk over Christmas usually wards off any unwanted bugs 

[Luke1981]

I try stay drunk over Christmas usually wards off any unwanted bugs 

I bought a packet of 'Dioryte' sachets from the pharmacy which replenish lost nutrients etc if you have Diarrhea and vomiting. The pharmacist actually said these are a really good hang over cure as well!

Think I will be keeping a few for myself!

[VW BUSH]

So how is the missus's ring now?

Sore, especially since its progressed from vomiting to the rusty squirts!

 

Sorry I know its not funny really!

 

You know it bad when your toliet paper looks like the japanese flag hanging over iwo jima

[bobotheclown]

Just read something about placing a peeled and/or cut onion in the room and it helps absorb bacteria and virii. Weird old wives tale