Household help required . . . .

[Mrs kempie]

Simple solution - shout at the toaster and if that doesn't work throw it hard against a wall.

Also, remember your 6 P's for next time. Perfect Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

Agreed with Jimble, Ritz crackers are a lot better when pissed xD

[MS1COYS]

lol...is this a joke! Just throw the f**k*r away.....and don't be a dingleberry next time round 

[JC]

No joke - wanna show him the right way to do cheese on toast 

[MS1COYS]

No joke - wanna show him the right way to do cheese on toast 

lightly toast bread. butter to all corners, smother in cheese and grill slowly. (jeez when you put it like that, it really does sound like rocket science) 

[james2]

If it dont work whats the point in fixing it.  or does he want his cheese back. 

[MS1COYS]

Are you sure this friend isn't you?   

[Dave_IOW]

Are you sure this friend isn't you?   

No, very.

[JC]

Are you sure this friend isn't you?   

No, very.

 

[MS1COYS]

I f**king love cheese on toast.

[Len]

With Worcestershire Sauce on the cheese before cooking and the tomato ketchup on top