Further to extensive testing over a considerable timescale (and range) I can confirm that tattoos make little or no difference to how a lass f*cks.
Those with them tend to have more issues though.
Tattoo +20 years tends to look like a bird's sh*t on you and for that reason I'm out.
My wife does not share these views and has three tattoos. One of which has already been converted from a fairly terrible Tigger to ears of wheat and some poppies.
Oh and ladies - if you're thinking about getting your stomach tattooed, make sure you've decided not to have kids already, because if you do have kids it ain't gonna end well.
