I like 5 doors
To Break..... More Interior Door Parts... & had higher spec's - so they could sell them....

3 door all the way for owning... Also never understood the argument for a 5 door when people have kids... All they do is open the doors or windows just to annoy you... I have 3 kids and always had 3 door cars other than my RS6...
As for cock waving - I have always been told it's not the length that matters it the GIRTH....
Also Depends on how you use it.... Just cos someone may have a 10" cock means nothing if he cant use it properly!! (so the wife tells me!!)
