Things that your Mother, Wife or Girlfriend can get away with saying...

[murraymint]

me and my wife were sat in living room with the kids and a kids program called rolly mole was on tv (if you have kids you will remember it)
my wife then turns round and says this rolly mole is crap why would kids want to watch a singing badger 

and it even took a little wile of explaing that he was a mole as the clue is in his name.

 

[bunj]

In the cinema and a trailer for the expendables 2 comes to. The missues then proceeds to ask "Who's Chuck Norris"

WHAAAT...

[bunj]

About 3 years ago my wife asked me where donner meat comes from.. 3 years later she still thinks there's a Turkish animal called a donner.....?

AND...mountain goats have shorter legs on one side so they dont fall down the slope.

[mcgee9t2]

About 3 years ago my wife asked me where donner meat comes from..

does anyone really know the answer to this, i wouldnt even like to know whats in my bab

AND...mountain goats have shorter legs on one side so they dont fall down the slope.

thats awsome

[Seanl]

Just hired a garden shredder for the w.end, and it wont start! 

Missus said, "but your not doing it four times!"

I said, "what the f**k you on about!"

She replies "it says 4 stroke on it, so you have to do it four times!"

I didn't marry her for her brains thats for sure! 

[murraymint]

Just hired a garden shredder for the w.end, and it wont start! 

Missus said, "but your not doing it four times!"

I said, "what the f**k you on about!"

She replies "it says 4 stroke on it, so you have to do it four times!"

I didn't marry her for her brains thats for sure! 

  brilliant!

[barrym381]

mine just asked why the petrol lawnmower didnt have a plug 

[Dan_GTi8v]

My GF once asked me when we were on holiday in cornwall if we were in the same timezone as home (Surrey) because she wanted to phone her mum

Also last week when putting a postcode into her satnav she couldnt understand why it was only letting her put in numbers and not letters. I told her it can only be a number first on the 2nd part of a postcode. 'No' she said, 'mine starts with a B, M778 BOY'. I then had to explain the difference between a postcode and a car registration number 

oh and she also asked me while watching shaun of the dead 'is it true dogs cant look up?' 

shes a keeper this one

[Thom89]

Wife sits down with the Macbook on her knee the other night, she starts tapping at the screen, which drew my attention, so I watched out the corner of my eye, she started to get more aggressive with it! I said "whats the matter" she replied "Its not working, the screen has frozen" I said, "Its the Macbook!" took about 30 seconds for the penny to drop that it wasn't the Ipad... love my wife

Thom

[thatwillis]

Wife sits down with the Macbook on her knee the other night, she starts tapping at the screen, which drew my attention, so I watched out the corner of my eye, she started to get more aggressive with it! I said "whats the matter" she replied "Its not working, the screen has frozen" I said, "Its the Macbook!" took about 30 seconds for the penny to drop that it wasn't the Ipad... love my wife

Thom

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