ice skating

[bodga]

I've never owned my own skates but used to go every sunday when i was about 18-20. I took my son last wk end to the same ice rink(telford), loved it, only fell over once .
Bad news though, its been shut for the summer for a refit

[The Mighty Elvi]

Can we somehow steer this thread towards Ice Hockey and not homosexuality.

 

[bodga]

Hold up, when your on the ice and you skate past a bit of tottie struggling to stand up, well you grab her hand and start talking 

Worked well with me,

Ice breaker LOL

[mcgee9t2]

Can we somehow steer this thread towards Ice Hockey and not homosexuality.

 

Hold up, when your on the ice and you skate past a bit of tottie struggling to stand up, well you grab her hand and start talking 

Worked well with me,

Ice breaker LOL

might have to pay the local rink a visit, however ive never been ice skating before so imagine it would be me the one whos struggling and her whos... wel laughing at me proberbly 

[The Mighty Elvi]

Hold up, when your on the ice and you skate past a bit of tottie struggling to stand up, well you grab her hand and start talking 

Worked well with me,

Ice breaker LOL

Hold up, when your a single man, on your own skating on the ice, and you skate past a bit of tottie struggling to stand up, well you grab her hand and start talking  
and she says, thank you friend.  

cos' she will only ever see you as a friend. Her big gay friend.

La de da.

 

[vdubman]

Hold up, when your on the ice and you skate past a bit of tottie struggling to stand up, well you grab her hand and start talking 

Worked well with me,

Ice breaker LOL

thats what i always did and worked a treat,or just slapped them on the ass as you skate by lol

yeah it does keep you fit,i couldnt believe how out of shape i am.

[Wazzzer]

I met my wife at the local ice rink

[vdubman]

I met my wife at the local ice rink

thats cool dude,the girl who i broke up with a year ago also met her at the ice rink,been together for 11years

[vdubman]

Can't skate for the life of me

you're all those knobs who go past then spray me with ice

  planning on to go today,come down to ally pally and i promise i wont spray you,infact i will teach you how to spray the knobs back 

[Wazzzer]

I had someone skate across my fingers when I used to go, luckily it was a set of hire skates or I may be called stumpy now

I also took a turn wrong one night and came a cropper, landed on my wrist and tore all the ligaments. I couldn't even hold a spoon in my hand for about a month