Poll

Do you hold up your end of the bargain or not?

Andywash says Yes
41 (95.3%)
Andywash says No
2 (4.7%)

Total Members Voted: 41

Voting closed: 01 May 2012, 19:45

Author Topic: oh bugger  (Read 6330 times)

Offline R32UK

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Re: oh bugger
« Reply #50 on: 27 April 2012, 10:41 »
Jay..  I see how you have clearly avoided revealing the full details of the 'deal' again  :evil:

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Re: oh bugger
« Reply #51 on: 27 April 2012, 11:04 »
Guy, use your imagination, then use it some more  :tongue:

Chuff, that's what I said. She actually took my joke 'deal' for real, even when I said it was a joke and she's trying to hold me to it! Oh well, if there is an 'oops' she has to fulfil her end of the 'deal'  :grin:

Len, Things have changed a little since 100BC, doctors don't just take a rock and smash 'em now :grin: They want to speak to both husband and wife to make sure you are both certain about the snip. I would have it tomorrow if I could!

Stow, It's a B5.5 V5 170 Passat - she'd be getting a people carrier for herself!

so you're going to have a kid to fulfil some kind of gay fantasy?

good call there mate!  :huh:

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Re: oh bugger
« Reply #52 on: 27 April 2012, 11:08 »
You were first on my list to proposition for that part of the deal  :kiss:
Passat B5.5 2.3 V5 170, with all the extras.

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Re: oh bugger
« Reply #53 on: 27 April 2012, 11:15 »
You were first on my list to proposition for that part of the deal  :kiss:

sorry Jay, you just don't do it for me, let me be the first to turn you down too  :kiss:

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Re: oh bugger
« Reply #54 on: 27 April 2012, 11:37 »
So you get to give the wife a bum start in return for a new sprog?

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Re: oh bugger
« Reply #55 on: 27 April 2012, 11:39 »
You were first on my list to proposition for that part of the deal  :kiss:

sorry Jay, you just don't do it for me, let me be the first to turn you down too  :kiss:

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Re: oh bugger
« Reply #56 on: 27 April 2012, 12:18 »
Did you shag her up the arse or not then?

Offline R32UK

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Re: oh bugger
« Reply #57 on: 27 April 2012, 12:30 »
Im still convinced Jay asked for a 3some.... and will be getting his wish, but its like one of those VW finance agreements.



Great when the big day comes to collect your new purchase... only 5yrs down the line you will realise you got bummed.... hard!

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Re: oh bugger
« Reply #58 on: 27 April 2012, 12:50 »
Come on Jay TELL US!!!!!

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Re: oh bugger
« Reply #59 on: 27 April 2012, 14:12 »
So the strap on is coming out to play and you finally get that prostrate massage  :lipsrsealed: