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Offline justalex81

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Re: Single life
« Reply #50 on: 07 April 2012, 10:02 »
Son, daughter, wife, fit b!tch in the side, golf and BMW.
That'll be the beemer driving side of your personality... :grin:

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Re: Single life
« Reply #51 on: 07 April 2012, 10:18 »
Fcuks sake.. What is this forum today? Have I clicked on a dear Deirdre link instead?!

Have none of you actually gone out to enjoy the outdoors or gone and tinkered with your cars? :huh:


 :laugh:  better threads than this  :lipsrsealed:  ya grumpy fcuker

I know, I read em then got to the end of a rather short tether with this one

Nothing like a bit of positivity to brighten things up a bit is there? :grin:

Offline scarr89

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Re: Single life
« Reply #52 on: 07 April 2012, 11:46 »
Fcuks sake.. What is this forum today? Have I clicked on a dear Deirdre link instead?!

Have none of you actually gone out to enjoy the outdoors or gone and tinkered with your cars? :huh:


 :laugh:  better threads than this  :lipsrsealed:  ya grumpy fcuker

I know, I read em then got to the end of a rather short tether with this one

Nothing like a bit of positivity to brighten things up a bit is there? :grin:

C'mon Guy, all I wanted was a tiny bit of sympathy :cry:...I'm always in the detailing section and love using sponges to wash cars with too you know!

Offline bob23

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Re: Single life
« Reply #53 on: 07 April 2012, 12:15 »
Well I have sympathy for you, Just don't be an idiot! Don't get upset/angry if you see her out with another bloke, don't try to make her jealous by getting another woman and flaunting her in front of your ex and don't go out getting pissed every night, as when your finished the problem will still be there and you'll still feel like sh!t, you'll just have a lot less money and a hangover.

Most women just aren't worth the trouble, (no offence to anyone on here) if your feeling upset about losing her and are just thinking about all the good times you had together... Stop it!!!

Think about all the positives, no more moaning, no more arguing, you'll have a lot more money in your pocket, you can concentrate on the things you want to do and have time to do them.

Yes it'll still hurt for a bit, but it's not like you'll be alone forever, you will find someone else and then you'll be wishing you were single again. :grin:

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Re: Single life
« Reply #54 on: 07 April 2012, 12:17 »
Sorry mate.. Was a little terse..

Just think this forum could do with a tad more positivity sometimes..

Actually think you're better off single, your money is all yours, your ears don't start to hurt everytime you try to do something you want to do, cars can happily be a priority, so can sport..

Plus you can clean your car more.. Win!

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Re: Single life
« Reply #55 on: 07 April 2012, 12:29 »
Bloody hell! Reading some of these replies makes me wonder what kind of relationships you have had? "you'll have more money" "you can do the things you want to do" WTF? Man up ffs! Anyone would think your wipped, i'd hate to be single again, if you have your own home how will you have more money when you don't have someone to share it with? How will you have more time when you've got to do everything she used to share with you? :huh: and of course there's the obvious stuff that comes with girlfriends and wives! :drool: unless your a proper fookin Romeo most nights you'll end up playin with yourself in front of youporn! Although you can still do that....... :embarassed:
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Re: Single life
« Reply #56 on: 07 April 2012, 14:44 »
Sorry mate.. Was a little terse..

Just think this forum could do with a tad more positivity sometimes..

Actually think you're better off single, your money is all yours, your ears don't start to hurt everytime you try to do something you want to do, cars can happily be a priority, so can sport..

Plus you can clean your car more.. Win!


So your positively negative about relationships then  :laugh: :grin:

Offline Dave_IOW

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Re: Single life
« Reply #57 on: 07 April 2012, 15:04 »
Stick to being single mate, I never really been single since 18 (now 26) always had the next one lined up and given the old one the flick..

However, last 3 months been single and been great, get yourself out on the weekends and find 'randoms'..

If you can find a regular random for a Wednesday night, it breaks the week up abit!

No strings, all the benefits!

All the good things from single life, and the most enjoyable bit from a relationship with added variety  :wink:
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Re: Single life
« Reply #58 on: 07 April 2012, 16:22 »
Stick to being single mate, I never really been single since 18 (now 26) always had the next one lined up and given the old one the flick..

However, last 3 months been single and been great, get yourself out on the weekends and find 'randoms'..

If you can find a regular random for a Wednesday night, it breaks the week up abit!

No strings, all the benefits!

All the good things from single life, and the most enjoyable bit from a relationship with added variety  :wink:


funniest thing i have ever read  :grin: :grin:

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Re: Single life
« Reply #59 on: 07 April 2012, 16:48 »
Sorry mate.. Was a little terse..

Just think this forum could do with a tad more positivity sometimes..

Actually think you're better off single, your money is all yours, your ears don't start to hurt everytime you try to do something you want to do, cars can happily be a priority, so can sport..

Plus you can clean your car more.. Win!

Haaa guy I've got so many single female friends who say blokes aren't blokes anymore they can't comunicate and are always saving money! I always thought most of them are fussy mares but to be honest alot of blokes arent interested in a steady misses due to having no money or being scared to spend it on a good women.
As for cleaning the cars I gave up can't be arsed to spend over four hours detailing then neighbours do building work or it starts to piss down again  :lipsrsealed: