4 days.

[VW BUSH]

3RD FECKING TIME!

My bloody pit bike has been nicked last night. Obviously heard me riding it round, broke into a shed (fecking lucky guess it was in that one) and nicked it.

 

OMG! 3dr time....someone must be watching the house

Feel for you man!

So you were riding it round your house? or the street?

[Bellend]

3RD FECKING TIME!

My bloody pit bike has been nicked last night. Obviously heard me riding it round, broke into a shed (fecking lucky guess it was in that one) and nicked it.

 

OMG! 3dr time....someone must be watching the house

Feel for you man!

Cheers. They gotta be. I spose all the local pikeys have been having the scrap. All seem friendly but I spose they're not. How they saw that tho I can't see.

Nothing else been nicked, no tools etc there was even a brand new Makita 14.4V drill and impact in there and they haven't been touched!

I was riding it round the garden, it's a massive garden in this current place I have to admit. There's about 8 next door neighbours I think.

[Bellend]

And now some pikey bird that really looked like a bloke came over for some scrap and nearly got hit by a car and some fairly big black geezer (no racism here) got out and they were basically about to have a huge punch up then I think the bloke realised it was actually a girl.

All on the drive. Ran out there and that and was obvs just a little fued but WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS GOING ON THIS WEEK?

Good luck for the new owners!

[JC]

eastenders script writers would love your life 

[Jimble]

Bad times, whats a pit bike?

[Diamond Hell]

Bad times, whats a pit bike?

A little motorbike that chavs ride around on, generally.  Normally not on roads, but often illegally on rights of way with no registration or insurance.

[Bellend]

Bad times, whats a pit bike?

A little motorbike that chavs ride around on, generally.  Normally not on roads, but often illegally on rights of way with no registration or insurance.

Or a pretty entertaining mini dirt bike that is great fun with your mates on private grounds with permission.

[VW BUSH]

Bad times, whats a pit bike?

A little motorbike that chavs ride around on, generally.  Normally not on roads, but often illegally on rights of way with no registration or insurance.

[Dan_GTi8v]

you need to get yourself to surrey, we dont get those sorts round here

[barrym381]

eastenders script writers would love your life 

jeremy kyle u mean