A Friend's 18'th

[mk3.owner]

Ok guy's... It's one of my close mate's 18th coming up soon and I've come up with the almighty plan. Drink's round my house, Closely followed by the pub. But there's a catch. I want to hire him a 'Midget Stripper' 

I've searched high and low and cant find one anywhere. To be honest I'd personally like her to paint herself blue, Wear a little white hat and be able to kick herself in the head but beggar's can't be chooser's.

Not fussed on price's or anything like that but I needed number's or website's so I'm leaving it in the hand's of you guy's. 

[chrismorby]

are you sure this midget is for your friend? you seem very sure what you want? lol

[Guy]

you win the 2012 award for 'best use of an apostrophe' 

anyway... apart from being a grammar nazi, your plan is awesome, warm up drinks at home followed by drinks in the pub. legendary.

as for your search for a vertically challenged adult entertainment act... do your own googling??

[mk3.owner]

you win the 2012 award for 'best use of an apostrophe' 

That's going as my signature Lol.

anyway... apart from being a grammar nazi, your plan is awesome, warm up drinks at home followed by drinks in the pub. legendary.

as for your search for a vertically challenged adult entertainment act... do your own googling??

I do try 

I searched for hour's on end but still no luck. 

[mcgee9t2]

Im relativley short and for the right price

[Kerrse]

Im not googling that at work  there must be companies that have 'vertically challenged ' strippers on their books 

[barrym381]

a think some1 is takin there wet dream from last night a bit far

[Jay]

anyway... apart from being a grammar nazi, your plan is awesome, warm up drinks at home followed by drinks in the pub. legendary.

To be fair it'll be the first time buying a drink legally in a pub, so it's got to be done, but then what is going to happen after the first-legal-drink-in-a-pub ? There HAS to be something else after that !  Go to a proper strip joint after the pub and midget? A proper club with bangin' tunes (and free stripers +++ being Essex girls ...  ) ?