Senrt away on training for the week.....

[tweed]

Sleeping tablets?

[Seanl]

Hit the gym or go sharking  Dogging!

 
Fixed. 

[dubber36]

Search for a job that doesn't send you away on training courses.

[Ant1981]

When ever I get sent away for work, I just get pissed and eat curries.

[Rmachines]

I would buy more drinks but at £5 a pint they can stick it!  Just enjoyed a nice fat burger and onion rings in the resturant though, that went down a treat, just witnessed a hit and run in the carpark too, some one trying to break into vans, got caught out and went for a member of staff in the car park, followed by smashing through the barrier,  that brought me some entertainment 

[Ant1981]

£5 a pint? Are all the pubs that expensive around there?

[Khare]

Buy a copy of the kamasutra and see how many positions you can copy from the book, but just by using your left, right of both hands.

[johnnyvr6]

£5 a pint f**k that you could buy a house for that round here lol

[scarr89]

£5 a pint f**k that you could buy a house for that round here lol

Lancashire, what do you expect...

I'm not from Lincolnshire before you start 

[johnnyvr6]

haha its a good job lincolnshire/yorkshire men there half man half sheep where you from then