Been getting some strange call for the last 3 days, missed all of them, number unknown.
then today after 4 missed calls i managed to answer one,
Hell Mr C, would you like to come in for a review ?
erm why I ask,

well you have had a substantial amount of cash clearing your account at the moment.
Oh really

like i didnt know about it
Yes sir, we are wondering if we can assist you in any way shape of form.
22 years i have been with them, and NOW they are calling me

My reply, no thanks, off on the lash later and will be spanking the rest of it tomorrow

then i hung up