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Offline Jay

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Re: Mini coupe
« Reply #50 on: 22 June 2011, 21:00 »
what about the golf  :huh: :lipsrsealed: :laugh:

they haven't changed since 2003/2004 :huh:
Passat B5.5 2.3 V5 170, with all the extras.

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Re: Mini coupe
« Reply #51 on: 22 June 2011, 21:02 »
Nissan Juke is another  :sick:

Not only the ugliness; its the fact that its useless.

Yeah, someone where I work has one of these!
Proper wacky looking
I was like WTF!!?

... it's turned into a fashion show for poofters.

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Re: Mini coupe
« Reply #52 on: 22 June 2011, 21:31 »
Nissan Juke is another  :sick:

Not only the ugliness; its the fact that its useless.

Yeah, someone where I work has one of these!
Proper wacky looking
I was like WTF!!?


Peugeot 308 is another, looks akin to one of the Flanimals from the front



I don't think a semi will give the same results

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Re: Mini coupe
« Reply #53 on: 22 June 2011, 21:57 »
well mr cooper's lost respect from me... what was he thinking  :huh:

legendary built crazy cars to a tuned blob

It'd be fine if it wasn't a "john cooper" version, yes he designed it, but it's not as big as a step up, or as special as it used to be, all commercialized now.


have you drove a new mini JCW's?
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Re: Mini coupe
« Reply #54 on: 22 June 2011, 21:59 »
well mr cooper's lost respect from me... what was he thinking  :huh:

legendary built crazy cars to a tuned blob

It'd be fine if it wasn't a "john cooper" version, yes he designed it, but it's not as big as a step up, or as special as it used to be, all commercialized now.

John Cooper thought:
"I need a job. A way to make money. Something I'm good at. Hmmm..."
And then a bloke in BMW-Mini thought:
"I need something to sell Minis. To make more money. Something Mini owners will like. Hmmm..."
And everyone lived happily ever after except the hardcore Mini fans :afro:
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Offline R32UK

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Re: Mini coupe
« Reply #55 on: 23 June 2011, 08:00 »
BMW used the mini name to sell a few cars... good cars at that. get over it

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Re: Mini coupe
« Reply #56 on: 23 June 2011, 08:41 »
BMW used the mini name to sell a few cars... good cars at that. get over it

Well said unless all the moaners have several billion £ to buy the brand and then invest the kind of money it takes to keep developing then MINI will be owned by BMW.  It amazes me that people don't seam to run down Jaguar, Land Rover, Aston Martin, Bentley, Rolls Royce etc for being iwned by German/Indianowners etc.  THe MINI brand is here to stay and I for one am glad :smiley: