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Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
« Reply #10 on: 22 May 2011, 11:16 »
Crikey, the road kill over there is going to do more than damage your lower grilles! I want a job over there, any dustmen or bog cleaner jobs going?

Indeed Exonian, you do not want to hit a camel at any cost! 

If you're serious on the job front, best to register with a Dubai based recruiter.  Let me know if I can help.
Thanks  :smiley: Trouble is I'm not actually qualified to do anything useful!!
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Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
« Reply #11 on: 22 May 2011, 12:06 »
Crikey, the road kill over there is going to do more than damage your lower grilles! I want a job over there, any dustmen or bog cleaner jobs going?
Indeed Exonian, you do not want to hit a camel at any cost! 
If you're serious on the job front, best to register with a Dubai based recruiter.  Let me know if I can help.
Thanks  :smiley: Trouble is I'm not actually qualified to do anything useful!!

I am, and you can go there with me as my butler or male mistress. I'll take good care of you, either way. Besides, we would cause quite a stir. :kiss: :laugh:
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Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
« Reply #12 on: 22 May 2011, 12:09 »
I'd make a good butler, rude but good!
Male mistress sounds quite good too, but I'm not wearing a dress even for you!!
Mind you I'd probably look a lot more attractive with a bit of arab headgear on.....
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Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
« Reply #13 on: 22 May 2011, 12:12 »
I'd make a good butler, rude but good!
Male mistress sounds quite good too, but I'm not wearing a dress even for you!!
Mind you I'd probably look a lot more attractive with a bit of arab headgear on.....

I would never wish you to be a cock in a frock. Normal dress mode would be more than acceptable, unless you desperately wish to be Florence of Arabia.  :laugh:
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Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
« Reply #14 on: 22 May 2011, 12:16 »
Great, jeans and a t-shirt it is. When do I start?  :grin:
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Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
« Reply #15 on: 22 May 2011, 12:22 »
Great, jeans and a t-shirt it is. When do I start?  :grin:

As soon as I get my left shoulder fixed.  :laugh:

The ex-wife is waiting to wine me, dine me and unfortunately not 69 me today! :sick:
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Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
« Reply #16 on: 22 May 2011, 12:24 »
Leave the shoulder as is, you can use the other arm to beat me!! I'll go get my passport right now.....
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Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
« Reply #17 on: 22 May 2011, 12:44 »
My ex-wife suggests that we should Turkish wrestle, failing that I thought I could borrow her strap-on!
Must go, or she'll dump me on the roadside. :kiss:
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Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
« Reply #18 on: 22 May 2011, 14:42 »
Great, jeans and a t-shirt it is. When do I start?  :grin:

As soon as I get my left shoulder fixed.  :laugh:

The ex-wife is waiting to wine me, dine me and unfortunately not 69 me today! :sick:

Darling can I have one last blow job for the road  :laugh:

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Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
« Reply #19 on: 22 May 2011, 14:44 »
Which forum is this!?!

Ha ha ha