Can you better this mpg?

[am1w]

All this fuss about making cars more fuel efficient.
What about making the roads more fuel efficient...Save a fortune and the planet.
Even the oil burners will have poor mpg in the traffic jams.

And that, my dear sir, is the truth of the week, nay year! 

[The Doc]

I was actually looking for sh!t mpg figures! 

I'll see what I can do this weekend. Shouldn't have much trouble hitting single figures with a spirited drive through the lanes.   

47 is sh1t 

[GolfTi]

I was actually looking for sh!t mpg figures! 

I'll see what I can do this weekend. Shouldn't have much trouble hitting single figures with a spirited drive through the lanes.   

47 is sh1t 

So is diseasal.
Chugga    Chugga   Chugga

[am1w]

I don't know if I can bring myself to clean the Diesel pooh from the rear pipes. 

[The Doc]

I don't know if I can bring myself to clean the Diesel pooh from the rear pipes. 

Yours are WAY more dirty than mine mate 

[am1w]

I don't know if I can bring myself to clean the Diesel pooh from the rear pipes. 

Yours are WAY more dirty than mine mate 

You know what? You may be right. All 3 pipes are a pain in the arse to keep clean. So I wash & dry regularly. Put it down as an Eastern thing!






















Just had a go at all 3!  
































I know, TMI. 

[Agreeable Slick]

4.3MPG
Mk2 16v (slightly breathed upon)



















I was having some 1/4mile fun most of the day though.

[am1w]

4.3MPG
Mk2 16v (slightly breathed upon)
I was having some 1/4mile fun most of the day though.

I think we've got a winner. 

[mortygt140]

my old scooby used to get a regular pounding and returned around 6mpg, my previous Focus ST got a regular 13mpg and my golf gt tdi get around 23mpg but it gets hoof'd about quite regular....so much so the intercooler ate the turbo and spat the turbo through the floor,
 



My nice new hybrid


I can guarantee you it will be getting stonked about.

Darren

[R32UK]

Not sure what them pictures are of Darren.. but i know the bottom one looks alot better than the top one

p.s. look out for a new shape white corsa looking to pick fights  dressed as a std but most definately not!!

p.p.s his gf was not happy when i last seen them fading into the distance