DOCy Boos: I am the only one allowed to make sweeping statements on this forum. Mine at least are normally quite accurate.
Radek will not be pleased by your shocking omission of his eminent position in this matter.

I only had a scratched rear and front bumper with a dent to the bonnet. Oh and a minor scratch on my front grille and rear diffuser.
In order of crash excellence IMO are Radek, R32UK, Steve30, AGB (Associate member. Full membership withdrawn for now), am1w, MAW73, Brenchespark, Rolfe, Jimmymature and many others who have been my soul mates.
I can feel you are desperate to join this exclusive club.