>>> vr6 <<< golf mk3 220bhp 0 - 60 = 6 seconds

[mmaattyyg]

F@@k it I'm gonna throw the car away and run round the track cause that's how I roll ! I'm a f@@king thread legend ! And by the way the cars running 900bhp at the steering wheel

[Peej1981]

Run around the track naked then you will be lighter  Maybe slap a supercharger on yourself, force the air through your mouth and stright out your ass, jobs a good un 
Forgot to say that at least it has had mooney spent on it to keep in good running order, at least when you roll into a garage to do the charger fit it should go on without any hickups!

[mmaattyyg]

its more likely to roll into the tyre wall than a garage !!!!! if any of you are locallish come and see it go round brands hatch ! not confirmed but i think 29th of jan ! all day, open pit......... i have a camera crew coming to watch me write it off so if you have better things to do than stand by the edge of the track watching my 900bhp vr6 go round the track once then into a tyre wall fear not i will make sure the top gear camera crew catch it all on vid and ill be sure to upload my vid so you can all have a w@nk over my vr6 hanging out of a tyre wall......................

[dom]

its more likely to roll into the tyre wall than a garage !!!!! if any of you are locallish come and see it go round brands hatch ! not confirmed but i think 29th of jan ! all day, open pit......... i have a camera crew coming to watch me write it off so if you have better things to do than stand by the edge of the track watching my 900bhp vr6 go round the track once then into a tyre wall fear not i will make sure the top gear camera crew catch it all on vid and ill be sure to upload my vid so you can all have a w@nk over my vr6 hanging out of a tyre wall......................

Contender for tw@t of the year as well 

[Seanl]

Gotta say I have just read this thread from start to finish and it has made my night! Brilliant!

[Cunning stunT]

defo up there for thread of the year!! 

[AudiA8Quattro]

13 pages of complete sh!t 

[mmaattyyg]

audia8 if you dont like what you reading how about you pop round to mine ill give you a good foot rub while you suck my balls ............. do one !

[AudiA8Quattro]

audia8 if you dont like what you reading how about you pop round to mine ill give you a good foot rub while you suck my balls ............. do one !

That sounds like an offer i can't refuse.
I do hope that you're prepared to reciprocate 

[mmaattyyg]

AUDIA8QUATTRO I COULDNT HELP NOTICING YOUR NAME !!!!!!! 13 LETTERS OF COMPLETE sh!t