« Reply #68 on: 19 December 2010, 13:43 »
As my wife isn't home at the moment to argue with me, I'd like to submit her application on her behalf. I'd advise you to invest in some front and rear parking aids and maybe tie a couple of mattresses to each wheel of the car owing to her unhealthy habit of shaving aluminium rims at regular intervals. My lightweight wheels on my little Ibiza are even lighter now on one side!
I think my wife would be a far better butler than me, as she's far less accident prone and not as lazy as me. But I'll happily fill in when necessary.
I also think she'd be better qualified as your dresser as I have no dress sense other than Levis and polo shirts, and my fingers are a bit fat so my hands may get stuck down the front or back of your trousers when zipping you or tucking you in.
Any other round the house jobs are also well within my capabilities, dusting, hoovering, watching your TV, laying on your bed when you're out and even mowing your lawn on nice days.
However for more complicated occasional jobs I'd advise you to employ someone more technically adept as wiring a plug is about my limit.
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