Right, just vagcom'ed the chariot in light of the current problem and this is what it kicked up:
VCDS-Lite Version: Release 1.0
Wednesday, 17 November 2010, 15:36:18.
Chassis Type: 1H - VW Golf/Vento III
Scan: 01,02,03,08,12,15,25,41,56
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Address 01: Engine Labels: Redir Fail!
Controller: 037 906 024 AE
Component: DIGIFANT 3.2 1820
No fault code found.
Readiness: N/A
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Address 15: Airbags Labels: 6N0-909-60x-VW2.LBL
Controller: 6N0 909 603 F
Component: AIRBAG VW2 V00
Coding: 00070
Shop #: WSC 01268
1 Fault Found:
00588 - Airbag Igniter; Driver Side (N95)
32-00 - Resistance too High
For some reason, it won't finish the scan unless I purchase the full software so it's not giving me an ABS or handbrake scan but from what it is scanning the fault in the airbag can be resolved according to Ross-tech Wiki by either:
Check Wiring from/to Airbag Igniter Driver Side (N95)
Check Airbag Igniter Driver Side (N95)
So now...where is the airbag igniter and is there any pointers when inspecting it?
I feel this whole thing just won't be simple or quick to fix. Stoopid