I had my ear pierced once
tried stretching it a bit, but wasnt a good idea when it got ripped out in town one night
Also got my nipple pierced as I was bored one day
and my one and only tattoo at the moment, couple more planned but not had time to get any done in the last year, maybe soon though!
(It actually says 'Everything happens for a reason' in russian, but my gf finds it funny telling people its her name
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