Now I have to learn how to work the bloody thing! 
Use your left foot and press the Clutch pedal down, (thats the pedal on the left). Move the gearlever to the left, push it forward to select number 1 gear. Then very slowly let your left foot up until you start to hear the engine noise drop and slowly start pressing the pedal on the right with your right foot. The car should start to move. Then use that round thing to select your desired direction and press the right pedal until you reach 7000rpm on the rev counter dial on the dash. Then let your right foot lift off the accelerator pedal (the one on the right), Press the left pedal down again and move that gearknob thing back toward you but keeping it to the left side. Start and lift the left pedal up and as doing so start to press the right pedal down slowly until the desired velocity is reached. If you cannot reach your desired velosity in gear 2. Then let your right foot lift off the accelerator pedal, Press the left pedal down again on the pedal on the left and move that gearknob thing forward towards the middle position it should self centre and then push it forward to select number 3. Start and lift the left pedal up and as doing slow start to press the right pedal down slowly until desired velocity is reached.
If you are incapable of this procedure, please ring VW customer service and ask for a swop for a DSG model.
