A friend of mine p!ssed himself when he saw the boot floor.
I was not amused. 
I wouldn't have been amused standing next to a grown man with wet trousers either. Hope you didn't let him sit in the car afterwards?
As I am not into 'golden showers,' I was not interested and did not check the state of his being!.
Anyway, he was wearing a dark blue suit.
I certainly did not let him into my new sanctuary, especilly as he is a BMW man!
