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Re: My '10' Reg New Toy....and opinion on DSG .v. Manual
« Reply #80 on: 09 March 2010, 14:54 »
Quote from: mac7 on 09 March 2010, 14:32
Quote from: matchboy on 09 March 2010, 11:08
Quote from: VWKev on 09 March 2010, 09:50

You're missing out on the latest mate, the GTD is faster than the GTI, did you know that ?  :grin:

honestly when i read that yesterday i was p1ssing myself!  how can a taxi be faster than a proper car?!?  :laugh:

It's obvious - let me explain. Taxis have to carry three fat blokes (plus driver - also fat) home from the pub. This is where the GTD's Golf R-equalling torques trumps the weedy GTI. If you are skinny, ugly and thus alone, you might just keep up in your GTI. 2WD makes the GTD much lighter than an R so it must be faster still. So, not only are GTD's faster, they are also for popular people - hence why most are the vastly superior 5 door model. DSG gives you valuable extra time to talk to all your extra mates, without having to worry about all that gears thing. Although unrelated, I should mention here that farmers also have more friends than average.

In summary, GTI's are obviously for losers who (I am told) might enjoy 'driving' their sister. Unless of course you are female, in which case you look cool and beautiful and can I have you phone number please?

 :grin:  you sir are a character!   :grin:
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Re: My '10' Reg New Toy....and opinion on DSG .v. Manual
« Reply #81 on: 09 March 2010, 15:01 »
Quote from: am1w on 09 March 2010, 13:38
Women always have excuses when you want to have sex with them.
It goes like:
(1) Can't have sex with you tonight because I am too tired.
(2) Can't have sex with you tonight because I've got a headache.
(3) Can't have sex with you tonight because I am your sister!

While that was funny apart from (3) being pretty sick. I like to include everyone on the forum, so this is revised for Steve.

Men always have excuses when you want to have sex with them.
It goes like:
(1) Can't have sex with you tonight because I have no lube.
(2) Can't have sex with you tonight because I've got arse ache.
(3) Can't have sex with you tonight because I am your brother!
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Re: My '10' Reg New Toy....and opinion on DSG .v. Manual
« Reply #82 on: 09 March 2010, 15:13 »
Quote from: mac7 on 09 March 2010, 14:32
Quote from: matchboy on 09 March 2010, 11:08
Quote from: VWKev on 09 March 2010, 09:50

You're missing out on the latest mate, the GTD is faster than the GTI, did you know that ?  :grin:

honestly when i read that yesterday i was p1ssing myself!  how can a taxi be faster than a proper car?!?  :laugh:

It's obvious - let me explain. Taxis have to carry three fat blokes (plus driver - also fat) home from the pub. This is where the GTD's Golf R-equalling torques trumps the weedy GTI. If you are skinny, ugly and thus alone, you might just keep up in your GTI. 2WD makes the GTD much lighter than an R so it must be faster still. So, not only are GTD's faster, they are also for popular people - hence why most are the vastly superior 5 door model. DSG gives you valuable extra time to talk to all your extra mates, without having to worry about all that gears thing. Although unrelated, I should mention here that farmers also have more friends than average.

In summary, GTI's are obviously for losers who (I am told) might enjoy 'driving' their sister. Unless of course you are female, in which case you look cool and beautiful and can I have you phone number please?
Brilliant  :laugh:
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Re: My '10' Reg New Toy....and opinion on DSG .v. Manual
« Reply #83 on: 09 March 2010, 15:18 »
Quote from: mac7 on 09 March 2010, 14:32
Quote from: matchboy on 09 March 2010, 11:08
Quote from: VWKev on 09 March 2010, 09:50
You're missing out on the latest mate, the GTD is faster than the GTI, did you know that ?  :grin:
honestly when i read that yesterday i was p1ssing myself!  how can a taxi be faster than a proper car?!?  :laugh:
It's obvious - let me explain. Taxis have to carry three fat blokes (plus driver - also fat) home from the pub. This is where the GTD's Golf R-equalling torques trumps the weedy GTI. If you are skinny, ugly and thus alone, you might just keep up in your GTI. 2WD makes the GTD much lighter than an R so it must be faster still. So, not only are GTD's faster, they are also for popular people - hence why most are the vastly superior 5 door model. DSG gives you valuable extra time to talk to all your extra mates, without having to worry about all that gears thing. Although unrelated, I should mention here that farmers also have more friends than average.
In summary, GTI's are obviously for losers who (I am told) might enjoy 'driving' their sister. Unless of course you are female, in which case you look cool and beautiful and can I have you phone number please?

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Re: My '10' Reg New Toy....and opinion on DSG .v. Manual
« Reply #84 on: 09 March 2010, 15:21 »
Quote from: VWKev on 09 March 2010, 15:01
(1) Can't have sex with you tonight because I am too tired.
(2) Can't have sex with you tonight because I've got a headache.
(3) Can't have sex with you tonight because I am your sister!


you forgot:

(4) Can't have sex with you tonight because I drive a GTD not a GTI and therefore am neither cool nor sexy

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Re: My '10' Reg New Toy....and opinion on DSG .v. Manual
« Reply #85 on: 09 March 2010, 15:23 »
Quote from: matchboy on 09 March 2010, 15:21
Quote from: VWKev on 09 March 2010, 15:01
(1) Can't have sex with you tonight because I am too tired.
(2) Can't have sex with you tonight because I've got a headache.
(3) Can't have sex with you tonight because I am your sister!
you forgot:
(4) Can't have sex with you tonight because I drive a GTD not a GTI and therefore am neither cool nor sexy
 :cool:  :laugh:

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Re: My '10' Reg New Toy....and opinion on DSG .v. Manual
« Reply #86 on: 09 March 2010, 15:25 »
Quote from: VWKev on 09 March 2010, 15:01
Quote from: am1w on 09 March 2010, 13:38
Women always have excuses when you want to have sex with them.
It goes like:
(1) Can't have sex with you tonight because I am too tired.
(2) Can't have sex with you tonight because I've got a headache.
(3) Can't have sex with you tonight because I am your sister!
While that was funny apart from (3) being pretty sick like GTD drivers. I like to include everyone on the forum, so this is revised for Steve.
Men always have excuses when you want to have sex with them.
It goes like:
(1) Can't have sex with you tonight because I have no lube.
(2) Can't have sex with you tonight because I've got arse ache.
(3) Can't have sex with you tonight because I am your brother!

He can use diesel. :wink:
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Re: My '10' Reg New Toy....and opinion on DSG .v. Manual
« Reply #87 on: 09 March 2010, 15:36 »
Quote from: VWKev on 09 March 2010, 15:01
Quote from: am1w on 09 March 2010, 13:38
Women always have excuses when you want to have sex with them.
It goes like:
(1) Can't have sex with you tonight because I am too tired.
(2) Can't have sex with you tonight because I've got a headache.
(3) Can't have sex with you tonight because I am your sister!

While that was funny apart from (3) being pretty sick. I like to include everyone on the forum, so this is revised for Steve.

Men always have excuses when you want to have sex with them.
It goes like:
(1) Can't have sex with you tonight because I have no lube.
(2) Can't have sex with you tonight because I've got arse ache.
(3) Can't have sex with you tonight because I am your brother

Hahahaah :laugh:
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Re: My '10' Reg New Toy....and opinion on DSG .v. Manual
« Reply #88 on: 09 March 2010, 15:41 »
Sounds like it's time for a splinter group to form GolfGTD.co.uk  :wink:
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Re: My '10' Reg New Toy....and opinion on DSG .v. Manual
« Reply #89 on: 09 March 2010, 16:07 »
Quote from: mac7 on 09 March 2010, 15:41
Sounds like it's time for a splinter group to form GolfGTD.co.uk  :wink:

bet there'd be a lively discussion on fertilizers and crop dusting.... :laugh:
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