Hmmm...
I give up!! I cannot seriously belive that someone could be so indecisive... in fact I have had a theory for some time and have kept it to myself.. no longer can I burden the truth alone.
James Gould is actually a VW employee sent here from the future to test potential (and current) Golf owners stupidity and tolerance levels... as well as their ability to justify loyalty to the VW brand despite being both ripped off and treated like Mercedes owners.
Sorry to break it to you all in this way
