That would be murder. 
No. I suggested you throw yourself off. Not murder at all.
In fact...I didn't suggest it.
Merely thought about it...
Why do you want me dead?
I don't want you dead. Just unable to post for a while...

What have I done to you to deserve this?
You seem to be a very violent person with a distinct lack of humour. 
I have no choice but to report you.
I'll add it to the list of registers I'm on and reports filed against me...
I'm not voilent in any way. I have never - nor will ever - threaten voilence.