Comical racers

[ErikGTI]

I had two events...the first one ME being the comical racer...  :embarassed:

The first event:

I had the GTI for a month and I went with my new toy to Germany to race everything that had wheels on it.
Until one day at the traffic lights in Dusseldorf (on the Konigsallee  ) an open BMW Z3 with 4 laughing German chaps of say 20 years of age wanted to have a go.....piece of cake I thought.....lights green we dashed off...now honestly I thought my car had broken down I simply was no match.
At the next traffic lights the dudes were still laughing and as I came near I ..........yes.....saw the 4 exhaust pipes on it.......meaning 350 BHP.

The second event:

My civilized wife always calm and relaxed never emotional sat one day behind the wheel, a 316 BMW or something simular parked her car
next to her at the traffic lights.
I glanced and saw a woman behind the wheel making contact with my wife... she looking bit b!tchy,.... if you know what I mean...my wife probably had the same thoughts.
Lights green...and suddenly my wife floors it and we go full speed...no need to say we quickly humiliated the other car.
I looked in amazement to my wife...what the hell.......................the smile on her face was priceless..

[am1w]

I had two events...the first one ME being the comical racer...  :embarassed:

The first event:

I had the GTI for a month and I went with my new toy to Germany to race everything that had wheels on it.
Until one day at the traffic lights in Dusseldorf (on the Konigsallee  ) an open BMW Z3 with 4 laughing German chaps of say 20 years of age wanted to have a go.....piece of cake I thought.....lights green we dashed off...now honestly I thought my car had broken down I simply was no match.
At the next traffic lights the dudes were still laughing and as I came near I ..........yes.....saw the 4 exhaust pipes on it.......meaning 350 BHP.

The second event:

My civilized wife always calm and relaxed never emotional sat one day behind the wheel, a 316 BMW or something simular parked her car
next to her at the traffic lights.
I glanced and saw a woman behind the wheel making contact with my wife... she looking bit b!tchy,.... if you know what I mean...my wife probably had the same thoughts.
Lights green...and suddenly my wife floors it and we go full speed...no need to say we quickly humiliated the other car.
I looked in amazement to my wife...what the hell.......................the smile on her face was priceless..

Good morning again, Erik!
Great fun.
I love your wife already!
And you too!
Love The Netherlands.

[PenguinGTI]

Where I live there are plenty of folks wanting to race anything with wheels...

Not sure how to take "most comical"

Do you mean

A) most stupid car to try it

or

B) most annoyed/gutted driver when you win


Under A) I would list the usual saxos, 106s, corsas (and my particular favourite numpty - the corsa vxr)

Under B) I would put a couple of Astra Vxrs (even one with 300bhp up at Crail who didnt know how to get the power down). Also, to my surprise, a guy with a remapped Seat Leon Cupra.

Sometimes I like to let the smaller cars win. It's usually young guys out and about with their gfs and it makes them happy to win. Also, by driving faster I might encourage them to go faster and thats when there's an accident. I only enjoy a bit of fun when I can see the are not too stupid and their car can take some punishment.

PS, echoing what was said earlier, I love Fiat 500 abarths. The look on the guys face when he fins out his supposedly hot hatch isnt that hot is comical

[Snoopy]

I feel sorry for all you guys racing. As men you should know one of the worst thing anyone can do is laff at your equipment. Don't rise to the bait of these small equiped drivers be the bigger man.

[DPG]

Until one day at the traffic lights in Dusseldorf (on the Konigsallee  ) an open BMW Z3 with 4 laughing German chaps of say 20 years of age wanted to have a go

That must have been a tight fit.

[andykram]

It is a rare occasion for me to feel the need to make a point and I wouldn't ever do it if it was unsafe for me or the other one. I'm too old for random showing off.
However, very occasionally, it just has to be done which is why I pointed out my 2 examples in 7 months of ownership of the Picasso and the Fiat 500.
The other 99.9% of the time I am revelling in my smugness!!!!

[ErikGTI]

Until one day at the traffic lights in Dusseldorf (on the Konigsallee  ) an open BMW Z3 with 4 laughing German chaps of say 20 years of age wanted to have a go

That must have been a tight fit.

If they were 4 big German guys I would definitely not race them....no matter what they drive...

But if you mean the Konigsallee not to wide to race...uhhh you are right...my wife went nearly beserk when both cars took off....

Anyway after 4 years driving the GTI  I eased down and nowadays only if the real occasion arise I indulge myself.....

[R32UK]

I gunned the shizzel out of mine all the way home yesterday.. i dont race, just drive faster when the roads allow it

[p3eps]

Until one day at the traffic lights in Dusseldorf (on the Konigsallee  ) an open BMW Z3 with 4 laughing German chaps of say 20 years of age wanted to have a go

That must have been a tight fit.

Thats what I thought when I read that too... 4 German adults in a 2 seater convertible.  Must've been sitting on each others lap. 

[ErikGTI]

I asked my wife just a second ago and she stated that there were 2 youngsters in it probably borrowing daddy's expensive Z3...so sorry I was mistaken on the details....as a matter of fact I am probably trying too hard to forget the whole thing  ..