There's gonna be a lot of skirt there this year!
Especially with you going. 
Well, I could go with either...
1) Yes I am bringing my wife, hence adding to the volume of skirt attending
2) the cheek of it, I'm class me, I'd wear a f**king dress
But my personal favourite is 3.
3) Bagse you the first to be locked in the portaloo whilst we shake it. AGAIN!
