a8s are the size of the f**king titanic
Yep

they are comfy but hardly what would be classed as a performance car, even with the v8.
What utter rubbish. 0-60 in 6.9 seconds and top speed of 155mph isn't bad. The same as a mk5 gti.
The 0-60 doesn't do the car justice, once on the move, 30mph+, it is extremely fast. Testing it, it did 30-70 in 6 seconds, which i bet is faster than any golf gti, probably faster than the R32.
the only way you will get an old car that is not needing work done; is if the previous owner has done it all themselves first.
True. But if you have the ability and the patience, then these cars are out there.
The A8's are so silly cheap now that buyers can easily budget for any extra work.
It depends if the buyer has the ability to fix these cars because they aren't easy to work on.
Out of interest have you actually driven an A8?