i'd say he bought a proper old audi
Maybe, i've own some old Audi's myself, well underrated.
not a ghey a8
There's nothing 'ghey' about an A8. Luxury,performance,handling,build quality,reliability, mine has everything you could want for a mere three grand. Talking about gays, i thought you were the only gay in the village?

fast old cars have generally had a hard life, and it shows. once they are sorted in the end it's well worth it.
Not always. Some are actually very well looked after. Its just finding one.
I wasn't suggesting necessarily buying a performance Audi. There are plenty of good 80's,90's,100's,A3's,A4's,A6's. The list goes on and on.