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Re: Tyre Pressure Monitors
« Reply #20 on: 18 August 2009, 13:40 »
push the button to set the tyre pressure if you have a new tyre put on or whatever. This set's a record of what the rolling radius should be. If you get a flat then in theory the rolling radius of the tyre will be less so the ABS sensor should notice and flash the light up on the dash..

That is how it is supposed to work . . . . .

doesn't often work though by the sounds of it!

 . . . . correct.  Its useless.

Just to give a few indications of crap it is (and just to clarify, I allways press the tit everytime I need to adjust my pressures, so about every other month):

Recently changed some very worn 225 boots on the front with some brand new 235s - so a notable change in radius - and not a whimper of a warning.  Swapped fronts to rears - again no warning!

A while earlier, I had some Monza IIs replaced under warranty, and on the drive home, noticed the rear end very unstable, got home and noticed the rear tyres were clearly underinflated.  Next morning checked the pressures - to my utter disgust, the stealer had ONLY put 22 psi in one rear and 18 psi on the other - so a serious pressure 'loss' - yet the TPMS failed to warn!  :angry:  To say the DP got a gobfull (for his utterly incompetent 'mechanics') was an understatement!  :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
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Re: Tyre Pressure Monitors
« Reply #21 on: 18 August 2009, 13:44 »
Oh that sounds very basic. I was expecting it to tell you if one of your tyres went 1psi out!

Nope.  If you want that kind of accuracy - buy an Audi.  Whilst my Audi (a B7 RS4) does not actually display the stored pressure in each tyre - it does monitor to that kind of accuracy.  When I interrogate the specific module in vag-com, it displays each corner to one decimal place in bar - which is about 1.5 psi.  :cool:  But on the Golf, the control module isn't even enabled!  :rolleyes:
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Re: Tyre Pressure Monitors
« Reply #22 on: 18 August 2009, 13:51 »
Im pretty sure Audi do an option which will tell you the PSI of the tyre via a sensor but I think its something stupid like £350.

Yes, but at least the system on Audis actually works.  On the Golf, say you get a puncture, the system fails to warn you, you continue to drive, and actually end up totally wrecking the tyre (wheras the Audi system will allow you to get the tyre patched without ruining the carcass).  And being as you really need to purchase tyres in matched axle pairs - you then end having to lash out say £250 for a pair of new boots - not to mention if you are actually lucky enough to be able to get the Golf from lane three of the m-way to the hard shoulder, or havn't wrecked your Monzas in the process.  And then there is the inconvenience of having to get two new boots as a matter of urgency - whereas on an Audi, you can run around on the spare, and get the puncture repaired with much greater convenience, and for about £230 less than a pair of new boots!
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Re: Tyre Pressure Monitors
« Reply #23 on: 18 August 2009, 13:54 »
^ You make a valid point TT. Whats the crack with changing tyres then with these Audi sensors?

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Re: Tyre Pressure Monitors
« Reply #24 on: 18 August 2009, 15:41 »
^ You make a valid point TT. Whats the crack with changing tyres then with these Audi sensors?

You can't.  Well unless you did some serious hardware and electronics changes.  You'd need an Audi 'central convenience' ECU for starters, install some radio recievers in each wheel well, and a whole load of electronics re-programming which would be way beond the 'long coding helper' in vag-com!

Just buy a decent analog tyre pressure guage, and use it regularly, and also use the good 'ole Mk1 eyeball everytime you return to the car.!!!  :wink:
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Re: Tyre Pressure Monitors
« Reply #25 on: 18 August 2009, 15:47 »
do you work for Audi, TT?  cause you are seriously wanking off on their cars and technology today!  you do realise this is a VW forum?!   :laugh:
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Re: Tyre Pressure Monitors
« Reply #26 on: 18 August 2009, 15:52 »
You soon warm to him like a hooker who can dislocate her jaw.

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Re: Tyre Pressure Monitors
« Reply #27 on: 18 August 2009, 15:53 »
You soon warm to him like a hooker who can dislocate her jaw.

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Re: Tyre Pressure Monitors
« Reply #28 on: 18 August 2009, 16:05 »
do you work for Audi, TT? 

Nope!  :lipsrsealed:


cause you are seriously wanking off on their cars and technology today! 

Nowt like a good tommy - and I allways change hand at 50!  :evil: :evil:

you do realise this is a VW forum?!   :laugh:

 :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

Erm, just a GTI forum, aktooatley!

But we are all part of the VAG family!  :kiss:

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Re: Tyre Pressure Monitors
« Reply #29 on: 18 August 2009, 16:08 »
Nowt like a good tommy - and I allways change hand at 50!  :evil: :evil:

THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR !  :sick: :sick: