When we was all in school one of our mates was very fat and would do anything for food, or money to get food. Well we got him to drink fairy liquid, that made him sick. He drank the pond water many times, best bit was because he drank it so many times the money went down, or he had to drink more. two pints was the most he ever done. Best one was for a fiver, he had to drink a half cup of orange juice, well god knows how long it was sitting there, but all on the top was mouldy.
He had a bbq once and I saw my mate grab a hotdog bun and went in the toilet. As he walked out I said what you done, he opened it and showed me. I couldn't stop laughing, he then gave to our other mate who was cooking all the meat. He knew what happened, I think it was his idea, cuz he kept a straight face. He then put a sausage in it and gave it to a mate. Yes he ate it all, He got grilled for a very long time!! And he still says it didn't have cum in it hahahaha
