What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?

[DANNYGCL]

At school i bet a mate £1 that he couldnt drink a bottle of vinegar.. he won, but it was the best pound i ever spent.


Mate had a headache in maths, I had some paracetamol but told him he could only have them if he chewed them + 50p for good measure. He won also... best 50p I ever spent, especially when i pulled out my ribena half way through his ordeal and refused to give him some.


My flat mate once told me that he loved mayo so much that he could eat gallons of it. Obviously I saw this as an opportunity to challenge this claim. So me and another mate put up £50 that he couldnt eat 3 tea spoons full, he took up the challenge. 3 heaped tea spoons of mayo is alot of mayo!! He failed after the second and threw up.... Has never had mayo since, that was 6yrs ago

hahaha LEGEND, thats awesome keep the storys coming if you have got more 

[mumbles]

R32UK - you are a bad man to the bone... and we all wish to do the things you do 

good work soldier!! haha

keep em comin!

[Conker]

Me and a mate found another mate pissed on his bedroom floor face down totally starkers. So be lubed up his ass with shaving gel and stuck a paint brush handle right up his ass. Never laughed so much whilst doing it, so took some pictures too... just incase evidence was ever required.

Dude...   



Awesome thread though!!

[ifti]

I regularly flick big bogies onto my technicians chair at work, then watch him sit on them when he returns to the office.
Either that or I flick em onto his jacket, which hangs on the back of his chair.

In my last job, I put dirt from a plant pot into my boss's kettle, then also put some washing up liquid in it for good measure.
I also spat in her mouthwash

[Khare]

My flat mate once told me that he loved mayo so much that he could eat gallons of it. Obviously I saw this as an opportunity to challenge this claim. So me and another mate put up £50 that he couldnt eat 3 tea spoons full, he took up the challenge. 3 heaped tea spoons of mayo is alot of mayo!! He failed after the second and threw up.... Has never had mayo since, that was 6yrs ago

3 tea spoons? seriously? I could eat far more than that, and that is challange!

[MrBounce]

We managed to convince a guy at school to eat a bar of soap. He managed about a quarter and was then ill for about 2 days  And some guy in my brother's house found a slug in his salad so he ate that too 

[R32UK]

Aww there really is loads more... just that half the time we were all quite drunk so struggle to remember them all. Im sure a few more will come back to me! Will phone a friend and see what he can remember.... painting mates nails and drawing on faces was pretty common place though...  ahh another..


Not really disgusting but... We did have an ongoing feud the group of lads that lived in the block opposite us at halls. The war started when they thought it would be funny to throw an egg through an open kitchen window. We very quickly all put in a fiver each and took a trip to ASDA where we bought £25 worth of value eggs.

We very cunningly waited until a nice sunny morning and plastered 4 floors of their building with about 500 eggs. That was one big scrambled egg!! Warden wasnt very happy... funny watching 30 people hanging out of windows cleaning the side of a building. Obviously that was too great an opportunity to miss so we went to the back of our building and continued to randomly throw them over the top in the hope that we would get a few of them. Dont know if we did but it was pi$$ funny doing it!

[R32UK]

My flat mate once told me that he loved mayo so much that he could eat gallons of it. Obviously I saw this as an opportunity to challenge this claim. So me and another mate put up £50 that he couldnt eat 3 tea spoons full, he took up the challenge. 3 heaped tea spoons of mayo is alot of mayo!! He failed after the second and threw up.... Has never had mayo since, that was 6yrs ago

3 tea spoons? seriously? I could eat far more than that, and that is challange!

You might want to try a trial run first. If you have a big enough jar, you will be suprised by how much you can actually fit on the spoon when its scooped up. Only hellmans of course

[Guy]

My flat mate once told me that he loved mayo so much that he could eat gallons of it. Obviously I saw this as an opportunity to challenge this claim. So me and another mate put up £50 that he couldnt eat 3 tea spoons full, he took up the challenge. 3 heaped tea spoons of mayo is alot of mayo!! He failed after the second and threw up.... Has never had mayo since, that was 6yrs ago

3 tea spoons? seriously? I could eat far more than that, and that is challange!

You might want to try a trial run first. If you have a big enough jar, you will be suprised by how much you can actually fit on the spoon when its scooped up. Only hellmans of course

will hellmans light be suitable? 

[Shady Pioneer]

LOL @ Guy.