Sorted my washer jets which, erm, weren't. Bit of a poke about with a needle, pull the stalk, get soaked
Also checked tyre pressures to see if that might help with the waylay handling - 10psi in the nearside rear, 34psi in the offside rear
With those sorted, everything's a lot more sensible around corners now. Still sh!t, but at least predictably sh!t!
Oh, and my first drive at night - the headlights are absolute RUBBISH