Noooo, the Golf doesn't now come with a Bidet!

Anyway, the rear screen washer - might be a good idea to check where it is squirting.

Mine was squirting straight up, in the 12 o'clock position (which is wrong, but I'll get to that in a mo). My high level 3rd brake light is full of water (virtually since day one!

) - but having a shufty through the relevant "official" manual - (unfortunately, not in this thread
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=54324) - I noticed that the correct setting for the rear screen washer was to aim it at roughly the
2 o'clock position, and not 12 o'clock!

This should stop the high level brake light from getting a drenching, and hopefully help it last longer when out of warranty period.

Annoyingly, my car has now had
two genuine VW services, AND is due to have the brake light changed under warranty, yet the incompetant tw@ts completely failed to correctly adjust the rear squirter!
