Man, stupid me, I was going to do a three point turn in a rather unsuspecting driveway when after pulling onto it, I realised it dropped a pretty steep gradient towards the house. I tried to reverse back out - but it was too late, the chassis was firmly sat on the ground - with only some nice wheelspin and clutch burning smells...
...Fortunately, at 12:00am, the fella's house I stuck my car at happened to be a bit of a car person and had a nice low entry, high lift jack, got it wedged under the subframe, got the car in the air and slammed a few bricks under her wheels and teased her back out with the jack still under the car.
Looks like no real damage was done - just caught an exhaust bracket, but will have it on the ramps to check tommorow anyway.
As Borat would say - "I am retard!"
