<sarcasm alert>
jv's patented "random wind up generator"
choose one from:
my car is quicker than yours
my car is newer than yours
old GTI's are better than new ones
diesel is better
i have more torque than you
i beat a supercharged vr6 off the lights in my mk3 8v
a vr6 isn't a GTI
New Golf's are too heavy
cabrio = skip
mk3 = lardy jelly mould
mk5 = 307
stand well back and watch it fly!
</sarcasm alert>

jv