the farah thread remined me of summer 1999 when sue and i went to villamoura in the algarve, 2 weeks before i was reading the wapping liar sorry, the news of the word, when i saw an advert enhance your shape "wonder briefs". to cut a long story short i ordered a pair, they arrived the day before we flew, this was fate i thought, they basically was double lined with the shape of the biggest cock and balls you have ever seen made of polystirene, i tried them on before hiding them in my case, my god john holmes had nothing on me
. after 2 days of sunbahing near the pool, i told sue im going to get a paper, i went stright to our room and left sue sunbathing near a jam packed pool area, i put on y wonder briefs wowwww, flip flops back on no T-shirt, in the lift out on to the foye, jesus it was hard keeping my face stright why didnt i put my sun glasses on, i walked stright to the bar and ordred 2 drinks, i could feel people staring, sue clocked me walking back holding the drinks, she snatched hers and said what the hell have you done, i ignored her and lied down, i was casting a shaddow from my trunks, women were foaming at the mouth, do you want an ice cream i said, sue through a bottle of suntan lotion at me, "your not moving she said". i sware to this day they was dozens of men in trunks, half an our later they all seemed to be waring shorts, and never call a man on holiday a perv again waring sun glases, the looks i was getting fom women made me blush.
