First time I got drunk and can't remember I was 19, just got to the UK and had just started a job in a pub, I had been there 2 weeks when we had the staff party. Me and my cousin who was a supervisor there at the time went back to his place to get dressed, we wore surf shorts and it was BLOODY freezing, even with a beer jacket on, the last I remember was going up stairs and seeing all the booze and drinking a "cocktail of doom"... I supposedly walked in on the 2 shift managers doing a few lines in the staff room, they told me the next time I saw them and said thanks for not grassing them up, otherwise I'd not have remembered that and 3 other guys and myself did a half strip for the girls - the pub manager which was a 21 year old girl was apparently the one egging us on to do it, only 1 guy tried going all the way to his birthday suit until one of the other shift managers said he'd chuck him over the balcony if he did go all the way
The other time I can't remember everything was my 2nd stag do with the guys from work - I'm not sure if they were just winding me up but I'm forking glad I don't remember!

All I know is they were buying me pints and sticking shots in each, the taxi driver had to help my now wife pour me into the house I was that bad

I was drunk for the whole of the next day too and never felt that bad, ever.
Since then I've not really got overly drunk and can't touch some drinks without heaving