Sad times

[VeeDubGTI16v]

yeah classic closet homo 

swimming- men in speedos
cycling- men shaving their legs
as masculine as motorsport is, its not exactly exercise 

[R32UK]

enough of this gay talk

You appear to not understand what constitutes gay talk.

Gay talk involves talking to someone about 11 or so men who you don't know, yet make their failure/success personal to you, or your mate/colleague.

eg

'you didn't do so well at the weekend, you got a right kicking'
'yeah not nearly as bad as you, you got raped'.

This talk makes no sense and should clearly be the preserve of the delusional.  All the pair of nonces involved in the above hypothetical conversation did was sit in front of the TV, oggling a bunch of men running around.

Now THAT's gay talk.

At least the OP has actually been taking part in sport.

The message is clear: choose a sport that's not going to snap your achillies tendon.

Maybe swimming, or cycling, or motorsport - a proper non-gay sport.

Its very clear to see who was the last one picked at school 

[Andyfloss03]

OUCH..... that looks nasty sorry to hear this. just get them to reattach it to your clutch peddle.....that way you never have to leave the car and you can keep it