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[Tazzy]

when i was doing my work experience at school, one of the guys said to me to ask someone for a long weight, needless to say the guy i asked, told me to hang on for a while, everyone was staring and laughing at me till somebody told me what they had done 

[Bellend]

My work tried it and as we weren't busy that afternoon I went to the cafe for 20mins had a bacon sandwich, went back and said "So-and-so didn't have one but I thought I'd give you one myself".

Never tried anything else.