yeah the sand thing was real, found it in an issue of redline, and i've just found the original source.http://www.audiforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=80267Why has the ability to spell and produce readable sentences left the population?INNIT
Almost as good as the guy who couldnt go to the toilet at his gf's cos he had a boner and needed a piss and a sh!t at the same time, so he went for a sh!t in the bath! Its a pretty epicly famous thread so i'm sure someone in here has a link to it
Sounds like a delightful read.