quality mark 2 on ebay!

[Dizzie]

so.... hes got spunk stains on the seats and he looks like ali G

from the film. "mr boombastic... row row row row *ali cums*" "Is it in yet"

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[rubjonny]

It would take an afternoon to make it look good again, strip the sideskirts, bumpers, mirrors off and replace with stock and you'll be half way there!

After that you just need to get rid of that scoop.  Looking at the rest of the mods though, its probably just glued on

[jazzygm]

"Definatly a head turner, i live in staines and belive me it gets the babies in "

I got uni in egham, about 5 mins down the road. there are no babes in staines, so I assume he does actually mean babies...  so i guess he's responsible for half the chav pregnancies around that area.

"Der is only a few minor bad points with the car,"

I would never ever buy a car off of somebody who says 'der' when trying to sell it.

"and unfortuatly the cluch cable has snapped so it is not able to put in gear this will cost you only 20 quide to install another"

It's shot to sh!t, no clutch cable means its undrivable till you've paid up and got it home to fix. when... you find out its undrivable because the gearbox/clutch has gone.

Dodgy as hell, if sells that it will only be to another chav.
P.S. those rear lights...  

[Judderi]

I like the way the pictures are taken in a petrol station. FLASH! BOOM! If only!   P.S I bet he wears a burbury cap.

[B19 JAE]

Rockports init!
He want to get up bradford theyd jus love that motor rownd ere
Scooby wanna be I rekon

[maximous]

That looks like the same car that tried to race me at the lights whilst throwing mc donalds sh#t out the window at us, true chav scum.