The GF, two nights ago, put me on a 1-hour-per-night time limit on the internet, and actually sited my obsession with the computer (and she also named this site- by name) as a reason (that if we ever got married) we would get divorced!!
Mate.... mate............. mate...........................
I want to think of something to say, but I'm lost for words....

you gotta get that one sorted out as soon as possible. Play her properly at her own game!