I've not had my car long and the other week I decided to give the old girl a really good wash and thats what I did, later that day I came out to go round to a mates only to be greeted by a scene of carnage. I can only assume that a flock of condors had flown over head and all sh!t at the same time, I was heaving while I was cleaning it off. If I catch um bird flu will be the last of there worries, little f*ckersÂÂÂ
